THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
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She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
COCAINE IS GR8
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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