1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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