I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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