well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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