Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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