it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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