I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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