I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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