no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
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Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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