I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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