Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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