the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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