is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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