I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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