We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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