Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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