At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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