If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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