let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I just had sex on a roof
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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