your room smells of hookers.
And success
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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