nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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