I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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