Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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