Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
zippers are such a cool invention
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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