just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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