This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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