doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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