with your own penis?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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