Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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