Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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