I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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