at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I love you.
Bad choice
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