The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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