Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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