This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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