is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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