everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
is wine microwaveable?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Randomize
