My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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