week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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