Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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