would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
