i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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