The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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