Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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