did you get engaged???
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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