I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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