your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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