that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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