so explain again why im purple
no
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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