Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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