You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
