everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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